BBC impartiality
So distant from reality
Of Aunt Beeb’s personality
And the reason why it exists
There was a time so long ago
When Auntie Beeb’s slip may just show
And shock all at the sight below
The long skirts of the true purists
Now her place in media farce
Brings lies so fat and truths so sparse
She brazenly shows her bare arse
Ordered by the capitalists.
W Hunt-Vincent
